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PDX Threats

July 19, 2009 | 1 Comment

Another beer festival this weekend, and a bigger one next. Meanwhile, semi-anonymous email threats from the Bridgetown Old Guard have been received in response to my immigration-inspiring pro-Portland polemic: “Portland rules!

dude, portland totally rules.  We northwesterners know how much the northwest rules.

But it can’t rule forever if TOO MANY PEOPLE FROM CALIFORNIA MOVE HERE.  SO DON’T TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT.  =-)

Portland told me that you have passed the probation period with flying colors, and is happy to have you, so you’re all good, but I would be careful about opening the doors for more californians.  You wouldn’t want to fall out of favor.

So let’s just keep it our little secret.

SHhhhhhhh!

=-)

-G