Item: My Other Penis is Smaller
bumper sticker (10″ x 3″)
Price: $3.50
Buy it: cafepress.com/yorkrules
We visited our old hometown of San Diego this weekend. We moved away almost a decade ago, before the infestation of lifted trucks took hold. The sweet bras (named for the slang they speak) who build these beasts would find the eccentric passions that I dispose my income on just as ridiculous, but I had to make this bumper sticker to finally banish the thought from my brain whenever I saw another monstrous truck growling down the 15.

