You bring up a great point, York. Thinking about it and the way Jesus has been portrayed on TV (all caps like GOD, interesting how I do that automatically) and in film, I’d have to say that he is a meat eater. Not that pale and pasty look them vegans get after years of neglect. Skinny, yes, he needs that for sympathy but definitely a meat eater. After perusing the menu at the IN-N-OUT (hmmm, all caps again, very interesting) website I have come to these conclusions. He would not get the combo meal. Why? Fries and a soft drink is far too much luxury for the Jesus Christ I’ve been learneded to know except, of course, for that ‘last supper’ but that was a big send off. Plus, if someone less fortunate came to the order up window and could only order a burger Jesus may feel guilty, so…I’m thinking, like you too were thinking, York, just a burger, hence ‘WBWJE’. ‘4×4′ ‘3×3′ ‘Double-Double’ ‘Double Meat’ never. It would have to be a single burger. He does have to keep his weight down for that sympathy vote. But he’s got to eat meat to keep up his strength, all that walking around so the ‘Grilled Cheese’ is out, but, was it ever an option? It is at IN-N-OUT but what part of WBWJE is GC, none part. ‘Protein Style’ ehh…maybe my fav but I’ve always thought of Jesus as a bread guy, ‘body of Christ’ and all, so I’m thinking ‘Animal Style’ (for nutrients) ‘Cheese Burger’ with a cup of water. Fuck, he could change it to wine. How sweet it must of been being Big J. Another question, if them IN-N-OUT folk put that on the bottom of their cup is that like everyone whom drinketh from the cup is saved? ‘Everlasting life’? Does this mean I have drank the blood of Christ and it’s sweet and bubbly? Could possibly all this time I have worried about having to believe in the Son of God have all been in vain? I had my first combo meal about 100 years ago! Sweet! I’ve been duped and I’ve been saved. I can’t wait to get back to the US of my A and get me a double-double protein style with fries and a medium blood of the LORD! YEE THE FUCK HAH! THANKS, YORK!
Gianni on
May 15, 2008 1:16 PM
John 3:16
“For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16.5
And a tasty beverage to wash down your double double animal style. Now go in peace.
You bring up a great point, York. Thinking about it and the way Jesus has been portrayed on TV (all caps like GOD, interesting how I do that automatically) and in film, I’d have to say that he is a meat eater. Not that pale and pasty look them vegans get after years of neglect. Skinny, yes, he needs that for sympathy but definitely a meat eater. After perusing the menu at the IN-N-OUT (hmmm, all caps again, very interesting) website I have come to these conclusions. He would not get the combo meal. Why? Fries and a soft drink is far too much luxury for the Jesus Christ I’ve been learneded to know except, of course, for that ‘last supper’ but that was a big send off. Plus, if someone less fortunate came to the order up window and could only order a burger Jesus may feel guilty, so…I’m thinking, like you too were thinking, York, just a burger, hence ‘WBWJE’. ‘4×4′ ‘3×3′ ‘Double-Double’ ‘Double Meat’ never. It would have to be a single burger. He does have to keep his weight down for that sympathy vote. But he’s got to eat meat to keep up his strength, all that walking around so the ‘Grilled Cheese’ is out, but, was it ever an option? It is at IN-N-OUT but what part of WBWJE is GC, none part. ‘Protein Style’ ehh…maybe my fav but I’ve always thought of Jesus as a bread guy, ‘body of Christ’ and all, so I’m thinking ‘Animal Style’ (for nutrients) ‘Cheese Burger’ with a cup of water. Fuck, he could change it to wine. How sweet it must of been being Big J. Another question, if them IN-N-OUT folk put that on the bottom of their cup is that like everyone whom drinketh from the cup is saved? ‘Everlasting life’? Does this mean I have drank the blood of Christ and it’s sweet and bubbly? Could possibly all this time I have worried about having to believe in the Son of God have all been in vain? I had my first combo meal about 100 years ago! Sweet! I’ve been duped and I’ve been saved. I can’t wait to get back to the US of my A and get me a double-double protein style with fries and a medium blood of the LORD! YEE THE FUCK HAH! THANKS, YORK!
John 3:16
“For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16.5
And a tasty beverage to wash down your double double animal style. Now go in peace.
OMG! Thanks for the great comments, guys.