Is Barack Obama the next Osama Bin Laden?

Friend Zach recently forwarded to me an e-mail (Subject: WAKE UP AMERICA…!!!) from a “Southern Baptist” relation that featured this image.

To the person who created this Photoshop composite, I would like to say two things. First:

The font Arial Black in red with a black outline is an offense to all things aesthetic. Please, never again.

Second, you do a disservice to your nation. The Equal-Time Rule allows all candidates access to the media-consuming public, and you have only represented one.

Out of a sense of civic responsibility, I have therefore prepared similar composites for those as yet unrepresented.

I did my best to respect the essence of the original (even the fear mongering rhymes,) but that font had to go.

Is John McCain the next George W. Bush?

As Zach’s good Christian kin well know (because it’s written in Matthew 7:12,) “do to others what you would have them do to you.”

Is Hillary Clinton the next Bill Clinton?

Golden Rules or yorkrules, it’s all found right here.


3 Comments

  1. Zach on April 1, 2008 9:32 AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Bless you, Yorkie.

    I’m probably disowned now and you’ve got a first-class ticket to hell. All in a day’s work!

  2. G Scott Barrett on April 1, 2008 11:54 AM

    Sir York, you are the cream in todays afternoon coffee.

  3. diana nguyen on April 1, 2008 11:58 AM

    you are a photowizard.

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