In my continuing efforts to expand my pointless online empire, I have begun posting my videos on YouTube.com. Now I call upon you, my minions – nay, my winged monkeys! – to go forth and spread the lightly amusing video gospel according to York. Here, in 3 easy steps, is … (read more)
Quotes are miniature immortality. Once you’ve said something pithy or profound enough to be recorded in a book – or in the Universal Quotation Database also known as the World Wide Web – you can rest in peace knowing your name never will. Since I recently began to collect … (read more)
Haiku the Little One is a very amusing cat (as cats often are.) Combine this playful kitten with the always-entertaining properties of static electricity and packing peanuts, and you’re in for almost thirty seconds of spin-yourself-dizzy comedy. Take it away, Haiku! … (read more)
There are many ways to measure your maturity. One such test: entering a darkened movie theater after the trailers have started to roll. It’s difficult to see this unfamiliar space in the flickering reflections of the screen, and all you can really make out are a hundred twinkling … (read more)
Somehow, when I wasn’t paying attention to myself, I joined the digerati set. Too many hours in front of the computer screen and suddenly I understand XML, CSS, and RSS. I can’t hardly use any of them worth a damn, but I know they’re acronyms. … (read more)
It seemed like an excessive amount of effort at first, carting wheelbarrow loads of snow from the shaded rear of the house to the sparsely covered slope in front, but Gin-san wanted his grandson to have a sledding hill, so we toiled all Christmas Day to realize his vision. … (read more)